Thursday, December 4, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Babel Fish
Who is good man not trai
The love that wants to it well its
Who says much that goes, does not go
As well as it does not go, does not come
Who of inside of itself does not leave
It goes to die without loving nobody
The money of who not of
It is the work of who does not have
Capoeira that is good does not fall
But if one day it falls, falls well
He ordered me to Capoeira to say that already he arrived Arrived to fight He confirmed me to Berimbau goes to have love fight
Sadness, chamber
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Slum Buddy a Maid
one of the funniest scenes from Pride and Prejudice ('Largo' from Handel's Xerxes).
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Horrors at the Hotel Gym
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Five Sexiest Cyborgs
Her owner risks life and limb to retrieve the discontinued model (Cherry 2000) from a remote warehouse facility. Presumably, because in the future ...there are no custom orders.
#4 Fembots
guns + boobs x 3
#3.Major (Ghost in the Shell)
Subtlety itself, and one of the most recognizable character designs in Japanese animation.
#2. Rachael (Blade Runner)
Sean Young plays an experimental 'replicant' who believes she is human.
#1. Lindsay Wagner (the original Bionic Woman)
Certainly one of the main reason I bought a Ford
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Culture Clash
Near a betting window at Santa Anita racetrack was what I call 'the catwalk from hell'. Basic garb for the 'catwalk from hell': a pair of leather dress shoes, polyester trousers, a collared man-blouse and a nub from a discount cigar. The most important thing though is: it all must clash.
Socially conscious people should have intervened, there is little doubt of that now. But as we look into the future, we should not deride these brave denizens in denim ivy hats, for they set a historic low-water mark for 20th century dress.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Worlds Fastest Race Walker
Francisco Javier Fernandez is given a crash course in cultural-relativism and feudal Japan.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Oingo Boingo on the Gong Show (1976)
Emerging from the age of disco, 'The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo' --provoked by music enthusiast Danny Elfman-- face the wrath of Bill Bixby and Shari Lewis.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
A Man Called Flintstone
The Flintstones are keepin' it classy in a scene from this feature length spy spoof.
-Matthew J. Milliner
Saturday, August 2, 2008
The Dunwich Horror
Friday, August 1, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
GOD*JESUS
Consequent multi-cultural mayhem ensues in the form of this pious pee-wee desk robot. Ostensibly, he wields a crucifix/bouquet of violets. Substantively, he is effective at curbing youthful daydreams about coy debs with sensible haircuts.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Ewok Celebration Song (Yub Nub)
Father-In Law Day is tommorow and I'd just like to say, one very special gift may well be simply keeping things like this to yourself.
Allay loo tu nuv!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Benny Hinn: Historic Media Hype-coon
Ignore the evil deeds, think of him as a sincere fideist and he starts to seem like some sort of prototypical post-modern gentleman. Topped maybe by Homer Simpson (that time he warped into the third-dimension).
Consider the wickedness? Consider what keeps the Hinnmeister in PABA-free hair care products? Then acquiesce to Beelzebub, who gives the H-man: 3 1/2 Hooves (out of 5 possible Hooves).
If you didn't acquiesce, do so now.
Friday, July 25, 2008
On LOL Cats
I submit:
“Most people today are confident in their ability to recognize LOL Cats and to avoid being taken in by them. So the phenomenon has not aroused much deliberate concern or attracted much sustained inquiry.
In consequence we have no clear understanding of what LOL Cats are, why there are so many of them or what function they serve.”
Yes, but what does this mean for stoic mice?
Journey at the Center of the Earth
Yet another classic story turned into demonstrative blow-up movie (such an unfortunate trend ...we GET it, the mans got initiative to spare).
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Scooby-Doo Graham Cracker Sticks
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
N.M.B.C.J.
Cake Wrecks
The Invisible Man
Upgraded for the nuclear age, this take on 'The Invisible Man' origin story is immensely more thrilling than the Wells account of a 19th century English chemist.
I can't help wonder what happened to all those invisible guinea pigs though. Lost following the accident? Humanly euthanized? I'd like to think they were allowed to live out the rest of their days dining on invisible lettuce.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Pipe Dreams
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Diff'rent Strokes
Mr. Drummond finds the adoption of Arnold and Willis to be the gift that keeps on giving. But getting his swerve on with Arnold's elementary school teacher has a downside ...for Arnold that is.
Friday, July 18, 2008
How to Dress for a Job Interview
- Conservative two-piece business suit
- Conservative long-sleeved shirt/blouse
- Clean, polished conservative shoes
- Well-groomed hairstyle
- Clean, trimmed fingernails
- Minimal cologne or perfume
- Empty pockets--no bulges or tinkling coins
- No gum, candy or cigarettes
- Light briefcase or portfolio case
- No visible body piercing
Staring Problem
The latest DVD craze: women staring at the camera. Japan Probe has a theory about these videos.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
SH-Boom SH-Boom
Like many other male children of the eighties, I had a huge crush on Holly from 'Land of the Lost' and to a lesser degree Pippi's friend Annika ... but it wasn't until Leslie Ann Warren's Miss Scarlett from the movie adaptation of the boardgame Clue, when I found the impulse to copulate with a woman on sight.
Poetry Corner
‘Stability of a Penguin’ is presented with innovative meter, wonderfully unsettling subject matter and skillfull use of alliterative melody. Efficient but complicated enough to give the reader something new to discover each time. Easily surpassing the sum of its parts, becoming a tour-de-force survey of human emotion.