Saturday, May 31, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Casablanca vs. Street Fighter
book review: The Lost World
After reading the first half of the Sherlock Holmes canon, I decided to read Arthur Conan Doyle's ‘The Lost World’ and found it equally enjoyable. Incredibly, the novel reads like a contemporary thriller. For instance, today’s average reader of H.G. Wells’ classic, ‘The Time Machine’ (written decades later) could find it semantically unwieldy by comparison.
Doyle bookends the plot with a romance and uses a taught exposition to thrust the reader into the primeval jungles of the ’lost world’. A plot reminiscent of the Holmes short stories served to keep me in suspense. The author succeeds in tackling the fantasy genre with more than skill; Rather, meeting the challenge like the true innovator.
Doyle bookends the plot with a romance and uses a taught exposition to thrust the reader into the primeval jungles of the ’lost world’. A plot reminiscent of the Holmes short stories served to keep me in suspense. The author succeeds in tackling the fantasy genre with more than skill; Rather, meeting the challenge like the true innovator.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Google One-result Theater: "Flight of the Unicorn"
I was trying to imagine the flying power of a Pegasus with the stabbing power of a unicorn when this search was made. The following video involves two sexually ambiguous nerds and one of their sisters recording a homemade RC plane named 'The Unicorn'
Servo Consultant
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Japanese Tanktop Interpretation
I can’t dance
The black color of this top is accentuated with a sentiment of teenage rebellion; done ironically in pink glitter.
I am a bad driver
Antiquated notions of male vehicular control play upon the reified alienation of female glamour.
Fuck rock & roll
A number of countercultural stereotypes express themselves through music.
I like to jerk off
Shock value (cognitive dissonance by way of gender-based vernacular).
Girl of shaggy
A strategic syntactical structure (noun - preposition - adjective) directs the eye down toward the wearer’s crotch.
The black color of this top is accentuated with a sentiment of teenage rebellion; done ironically in pink glitter.
I am a bad driver
Antiquated notions of male vehicular control play upon the reified alienation of female glamour.
Fuck rock & roll
A number of countercultural stereotypes express themselves through music.
I like to jerk off
Shock value (cognitive dissonance by way of gender-based vernacular).
Girl of shaggy
A strategic syntactical structure (noun - preposition - adjective) directs the eye down toward the wearer’s crotch.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Sex in Star Wars
10. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
9. "Look at the size of that thing!"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
7. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
6. “She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
4. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
2. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
9. "Look at the size of that thing!"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
7. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
6. “She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
4. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
2. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
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