Monday, January 14, 2008

1954 Dodge Suburban

If Jay Leno was the Mr. Miyagi to my Daniel LaRusso, I would stop sanding the floor for a while and take Ali to Golf ‘N Stuf in this. After a round of centipede, we collect the bribe money from Johnny’s wuss-ass parents for taking a dive at the tournament, proceed to double-cross them all by winning it anyway. Lastly I flee the scene- pausing a moment to witness Jay karate chop John Kreese to death.