Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Chinese T-shirt Interpretation

GIRLFIGHT
(n) is a term for an altercation between two women, typically involving scratching, slapping, hair-pulling, and shirt-shredding as opposed to punching or wrestling. It can also be used to describe two human females insulting each other verbally or being otherwise nasty to each other. The many ways that women compare themselves to other women and compete with each other are also referred to as catfighting.

I LOVE GIRLFIGHT/ WINKING MICKEY MOUSE
The inappropriate juxtaposition of children’s cartoon character and self-alienating identification with marginally deviant voyeuristic fetishism further contextualized by…

I FUCK CRAZY ROOM
Vulgarity establishes an ironic distance between shirt wearer and graphic viewer; while provisionally restoring the colloquial absurdist tableau surrounding a recent gestalt of emerging thought suppression.

IT’S TIME TO BE COOL LIKE A BOY
The shirt now advances a spirit of counter-culture irreverence into the realm of disengaged stereotype, exemplifing trendy young males.

NON-VIOLENCE IS A WEAPON OF THE STRONG
Nonsense.