Japanese Tanktop Interpretation

I can’t dance
The black color of this top is accentuated with a sentiment of teenage rebellion; done ironically in pink glitter.

I am a bad driver
Antiquated notions of male vehicular control play upon the reified alienation of female glamour.

Fuck rock & roll
A number of countercultural stereotypes express themselves through music.

I like to jerk off
Shock value (cognitive dissonance by way of gender-based vernacular).

Girl of shaggy
A strategic syntactical structure (noun - preposition - adjective) directs the eye down toward the wearer’s crotch.