Sunday, July 27, 2008

Benny Hinn: Historic Media Hype-coon


Ignore the evil deeds, think of him as a sincere fideist and he starts to seem like some sort of prototypical post-modern gentleman. Topped maybe by Homer Simpson (that time he warped into the third-dimension).

Consider the wickedness? Consider what keeps the Hinnmeister in PABA-free hair care products? Then acquiesce to Beelzebub, who gives the H-man: 3 1/2 Hooves (out of 5 possible Hooves).

If you didn't acquiesce, do so now.